Really I'm a Country Mouse..

[wild_dreamer]

Gacked from lime37 and teh_antisecks

I...
[x] have been to Starbucks more than once in my life
[ ] don't mind shoving people out of my way on the street
[ ] pay over $150 for a pair of jeans
[x] own 2 or more polo shirts
[x] will never be caught without my cell phone
[ ] straighten or blow dry my hair on a daily basis
total: 3

I also...
[ ] have more than 50 pairs of shoes (20 if your male)
[ ] own an oversized pair of sunglasses (aviators for guys)
[ ] shop at places like A/X, Bergdorf, Chanel and Dior
[x] layer my shirts (undershirts, and jackets)
[x] have/had a blackberry or palm pilot
total: 2

And...
[ ] When I'm not drinking starbucks I prefer water
[ ] I never notice pan-handlers
[ ] I own an oversized bag or purse
[ ] I either don't have a car or almost never use it
[ ] $5.00 or more for a beer is normal to me.
[x] On a regular day, I'll hear at least 4 different languages
[x] I own tight jeans
total: 2

I...
[ ] wear large necklaces
[ ] own an iPod/mp3 player and wear it constantly
[x] have the internet
[x] have pirated a neighbors wi-fi.
[x] lose my mind when there's a blackout.
total: 3

And I...
[ ] say wit or yous guys
[ ] a full days shopping never involves a mall
[ ] take public transit almost every day
[ ] own a bathing suit that cost 100 dollars or more
[ ] have never been in a Wal-Mart
total: 0

***add x's and multiply by 3: I'm 30% City
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How COUNTRY are you?

Have you...

Have you...
[x] ridden a horse
[ ] owned a horse
[ ] owned land..
[ ] been 4 wheeling
[x] said "ain't"
[ ] been cow-tipping
[ ] been deer hunting
[x] been swimming in a lake
[x] caught a fish
[ ] seen a deer get skinned
total: 4

You...
[x] have worked on a ranch or on land (for a couple days while visiting... I let the chickens out. *sweatdrop*)
[ ] have lived in a house in the middle of nowhere (I only wish...)
[ ] have been duck hunting
[x] have gone swimming in a river
[ ] driven a tractor
[ ] own a rebel flag
[x] like to fish
[ ] have a funny accent... or people have told you that
[x] owned a pair of cowboy boots
[x] own/owned a cowboy hat
[x] own/have owned a big dog
[x] say "y'all"
[x] have been made fun of for sayin "y'all"
total: 8

You also...
[ ] when you cuss you say things like "gatdarnit"
[ ] have dipped/dip snuff
[x] go/have gone to church on sunday (not since I was five, but it counts, right?)
[ ] owned/own a bird dog
[ ] have ridden a horse to somewhere in town
[ ] have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch
[ ] have eaten deer meat
[ ] have shot a gun
[ ] own a gun (not personally, so no.)
[ ] parked your vehicles in the yard
[ ] have eaten chitlins
[ ] have eaten liver
total: 1

You...
[ ] have gone shopping...for a gun
[ ] get the kids in your family a toy gun for christmas
[ ] unloaded straw? (I load straw, I'm saying that counts)
[ ] Don't mind the heat in summer
[x] know what stirrups are
[ ] have fed the deer
[ ] had a mutt yard dog that you only kinda "own"
total: 1

***add x's and multiply by 3: I'm 42% Country

I am Jack's total lack of suprise... I wonder what the other 28% is.