MemeSheepage

[wild_dreamer]

Gakked from teh_antisecks.

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from onnakitty. packmentality is stalking onnakitty packmentality’s REAL name : Turman Harley packmentality’s REAL DOB : 05th March 1974 Height :160 cm Weight : 66.6 kg packmentality has dreamt about you : 22 times packmentality became interested in you : 23rd August 2004 packmentality’s latest dream about you You are working in an ice cream parlour. packmentality approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear. This is how packmentality describes your relationship behind your back ‘onnakitty is my best friend in the whole world. When it dies I’m thinking of stuffing her and placing her beside my television.’ packmentality’s been stealing stuff from your house too. packmentality has stolen all of your baby-photos. They’ve even started modifying their body for you packmentality took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we? The Police No. calls to the police : 9 times Your Last Call to The Police "Hi, is that the police? This is onnakitty, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of packmentality is trying to knock my front door down with an axe." packmentality’s Police File packmentality is a convicted stalker who will re-offend. Particularly if they have access to the internet and I feel sorry for the poor son of a bitch who catches the attention of this crazed motherfucker. Testimonies about packmentality zzzzzzboop - An overly camp drama queen ‘packmentality’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’ katyas - The resident slapper ‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than packmentality. Terrible person.’ lime37 - Overweight cult comedian ‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and packmentality and onnakitty would definitely top that list.’

*Giggling madly*