Cracktastic Household...

Mystical Rectal Bookshelves.

Yes, you heard me right.

From a discussion with Mama this evening, beginning with her saying "Where the hell does Dean Winchester keep pulling John's journal from?"

Mom: He must be an Immortal, with a Mystical Rectal Scabbard or something.
Me: No, no... He keeps it in his jacket?
Mom: Where? We would be able to see it.
Me: True, true. Mystical Rectal Bookshelves?
Mom: ...Hermione would--
Both: --kill for a set of those... xD!
Mom: Harry asks her how she keeps pulling information out of her arse, and Hermione says, "Funny you should ask that..." *Laughing too hard to continue*
Me: "See, Harry, I have these Mystical Rectal Bookshelves..." *Also mostly unintelligible from laughter.*

*Dies*

Oh yes, my household is full of CRACK sometimes.

I think I need an icon. Dean + Journal, Hermione + textbook, "Mystical Rectal Bookshelves"

XD