Cracktastic Household...

[wild_dreamer]

Mystical Rectal Bookshelves.

Yes, you heard me right.

From a discussion with Mama this evening, beginning with her saying "Where the hell does Dean Winchester keep pulling John's journal from?"

Mom: He must be an Immortal, with a Mystical Rectal Scabbard or something.
Me: No, no... He keeps it in his jacket?
Mom: Where? We would be able to see it.
Me: True, true. Mystical Rectal Bookshelves?
Mom: ...Hermione would--
Both: --kill for a set of those... xD!
Mom: Harry asks her how she keeps pulling information out of her arse, and Hermione says, "Funny you should ask that..." *Laughing too hard to continue*
Me: "See, Harry, I have these Mystical Rectal Bookshelves..." *Also mostly unintelligible from laughter.*

*Dies*

Oh yes, my household is full of CRACK sometimes.

I think I need an icon. Dean + Journal, Hermione + textbook, "Mystical Rectal Bookshelves"

XD

Comments

[compos-dementis.livejournal.com]

You crackhead.

Although that is freaking hysterical.

Have you read DH yet?

My icon? Canon moment. XD Made me very happy indeed.

[onnakitty.livejournal.com]

Yes yes yes! Read, finished! Canon moment made me squee on your behalf. xD


My icon... makes me wibble now...

[compos-dementis.livejournal.com]

*sniff*

Fred! *cries*

I did love that scene. Ron's never really gotten a huge plot moment like that. Him speaking Parseltongue was awesome, too. And the Harry/Draco made me smile too... Damn, I'm turning into you!

And the epilogue was hysterical, as much as I don't like the marriage thing...

"Ah, so that's little Scorpius. You will beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank God you got your mother's brains."

Tee hee! XD

[fmtenpo.livejournal.com]

... I'm disowning you...

[onnakitty.livejournal.com]

But nii-san, it was FUNNY. *pout*

[eccentric-alex.livejournal.com]

goddamnit I miss you people. Fracking hell. *emo for 3.5 seconds*

drive-by love <3