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wild_dreamer) wrote2007-07-27 10:56 pm
wild_dreamer) wrote2007-07-27 10:56 pm
Cracktastic Household...
Mystical Rectal Bookshelves.
Yes, you heard me right.
From a discussion with Mama this evening, beginning with her saying "Where the hell does Dean Winchester keep pulling John's journal from?"
Mom: He must be an Immortal, with a Mystical Rectal Scabbard or something.
Me: No, no... He keeps it in his jacket?
Mom: Where? We would be able to see it.
Me: True, true. Mystical Rectal Bookshelves?
Mom: ...Hermione would--
Both: --kill for a set of those... xD!
Mom: Harry asks her how she keeps pulling information out of her arse, and Hermione says, "Funny you should ask that..." *Laughing too hard to continue*
Me: "See, Harry, I have these Mystical Rectal Bookshelves..." *Also mostly unintelligible from laughter.*
*Dies*
Oh yes, my household is full of CRACK sometimes.
I think I need an icon. Dean + Journal, Hermione + textbook, "Mystical Rectal Bookshelves"
XD
Yes, you heard me right.
From a discussion with Mama this evening, beginning with her saying "Where the hell does Dean Winchester keep pulling John's journal from?"
Mom: He must be an Immortal, with a Mystical Rectal Scabbard or something.
Me: No, no... He keeps it in his jacket?
Mom: Where? We would be able to see it.
Me: True, true. Mystical Rectal Bookshelves?
Mom: ...Hermione would--
Both: --kill for a set of those... xD!
Mom: Harry asks her how she keeps pulling information out of her arse, and Hermione says, "Funny you should ask that..." *Laughing too hard to continue*
Me: "See, Harry, I have these Mystical Rectal Bookshelves..." *Also mostly unintelligible from laughter.*
*Dies*
Oh yes, my household is full of CRACK sometimes.
I think I need an icon. Dean + Journal, Hermione + textbook, "Mystical Rectal Bookshelves"
XD
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Although that is freaking hysterical.
Have you read DH yet?
My icon? Canon moment. XD Made me very happy indeed.
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My icon... makes me wibble now...
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Fred! *cries*
I did love that scene. Ron's never really gotten a huge plot moment like that. Him speaking Parseltongue was awesome, too. And the Harry/Draco made me smile too... Damn, I'm turning into you!
And the epilogue was hysterical, as much as I don't like the marriage thing...
"Ah, so that's little Scorpius. You will beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank God you got your mother's brains."
Tee hee! XD