Toaster Troubles

[wild_dreamer]

" >.< Your cheap-ass toaster sucks. And not in the good way. In point of fact, your cheap-ass toaster does not suck. It does not go down, it does not get up. Augh."

Our toaster appears to be having problems clicking down when one wants to start the toasting, or popping up when it is done toasting. However, my mother's way of complaining about it certainly has entertainment value...

*grin*

Comments

[teh-antisecks.livejournal.com]

Well duh. You didn't buy it dinner first.

[zoerayne]

I shouldn't have to buy it dinner. I bought the damn toaster. It's like a whore; it should do what I want not because it I've coaxed the performance out of it, like it's some blushing virgin. It should just shut the fuck up and take it when I stick something in it. Goddamn it.

[onnakitty.livejournal.com]

If only dates/whores came with two-year replacement plans like the toaster did...

[teh-antisecks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then it'd cost you extra for waffles 'n shit. And if you wanted TWO pieces of toast, well then, you'd better have a credit card.

[zoerayne]

I can't believe we're talking about toaster dp.

[teh-antisecks.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I can.

[onnakitty.livejournal.com]

I can't believe y'all are -still- talking about it. Get off my journal! *Shoves jokingly.*

Also, River is watching your toaster.