xD!

[wild_dreamer]

A conversation had with one of my friends online, concerning an.. interesting Yuri image she found. Totally NSFW. Also, if you're under 18, click the cut tag at your own risk.

So, this is how it goes. She's looking up porn on the internet, and sending me links every so often. "Oh look, cake. *Picture of lesbians, licking cake off one another.* Makes me hungry, haha.." And then it goes silent again.. and then this:

recovering_reminiscence: Omg
recovering_reminiscence: Ew
recovering_reminiscence: I went
recovering_reminiscence: omg
recovering_reminiscence: and it was
recovering_reminiscence: ew
recovering_reminiscence: and
angst_puppy_zodiac: ?
recovering_reminiscence: it made her vagina look like some monster
recovering_reminiscence: Eating the dildo
angst_puppy_zodiac: o.o hahaha
recovering_reminiscence: -Turned off.-
recovering_reminiscence: -For ever.-
recovering_reminiscence: But it like
angst_puppy_zodiac: yeah
recovering_reminiscence: looked like it was going all like..
angst_puppy_zodiac: omnom?
angst_puppy_zodiac: xD
recovering_reminiscence: "MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH"
recovering_reminiscence: And then the cum looked more like saliva
angst_puppy_zodiac: ewww
recovering_reminiscence: I would have shown you but like.
recovering_reminiscence: You have a shot at sex where I don't
angst_puppy_zodiac: lol
recovering_reminiscence: >_>;
recovering_reminiscence: Next time you have sex
recovering_reminiscence: You're going to think
recovering_reminiscence: "MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH"
angst_puppy_zodiac: hahahahahahahaha
angst_puppy_zodiac: *dies laughing*
angst_puppy_zodiac: yesh!
angst_puppy_zodiac: you should send me anyways, I love to antagonize my boy by showing him things that are scary
angst_puppy_zodiac: i would like, never get him to have sex with me again
angst_puppy_zodiac: but hey

(Here's where y'all click the link too, just so you understand.)

recovering_reminiscence: http://www.cutepet.org/fanart/lc_machinatoys.html

(If you didn't want to click.. It's an image of Rikku from FFX2. That's all you get if you don't click. So go back, and click it. NOW.)

angst_puppy_zodiac: munchmunchmunch~
angst_puppy_zodiac: omg~
recovering_reminiscence: DOESN'T IT?!
angst_puppy_zodiac: ahahahahaha
angst_puppy_zodiac: X mutherfuckin' D, dude
recovering_reminiscence: I'm totally waiting for her vagina to like...
recovering_reminiscence: come through my screen and eat me
angst_puppy_zodiac: she's even got extras lined up, waiting to be eaten!
recovering_reminiscence: xD
angst_puppy_zodiac: ....
angst_puppy_zodiac: *Had an awful thought...*
recovering_reminiscence: o.o'
angst_puppy_zodiac: *is now randomly going to spout the phrase "Rikku's cock-eating cunt" at you. x3*
recovering_reminiscence: -Like, gunna be a virgin forever afer this.-
angst_puppy_zodiac: or, dildo-eating
angst_puppy_zodiac: whatever
recovering_reminiscence: Next con we're all gunna be like..
recovering_reminiscence: "MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH"
angst_puppy_zodiac: lol!
recovering_reminiscence: and no one else will get it
angst_puppy_zodiac: yes!
angst_puppy_zodiac: and anytime I see a Rikku i'm gonna start cracking up
recovering_reminiscence: XD
angst_puppy_zodiac: and be like.. *nudge, point* MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH
recovering_reminiscence: LOLxD
recovering_reminiscence: Hey...heyhey
recovering_reminiscence: MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH
angst_puppy_zodiac: MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH
angst_puppy_zodiac: *laughing so hard she can't breathe*
recovering_reminiscence: -Pats.-
angst_puppy_zodiac: whoo
angst_puppy_zodiac: i thinks it's bedtime
recovering_reminiscence: xD Okay
recovering_reminiscence: Have a munching good night.
angst_puppy_zodiac: i'mma dream all like MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH xD

.... Yeah. We're special. =3

But I had to share, cause it's special liek woah.

We iz speshul. We can haz short bus? x3


MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH

Comments

[rotatlin.livejournal.com]

If a guy tried to give her oral would her vagina eat his face? e.e

[onnakitty.livejournal.com]

=O YES