Memes are funny at midnight.

[wild_dreamer]

Meme! Gakked from teh_antisecks, who did it some time back.

First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

( KK and I did this together... We pulled names from a hat, wherein had been placed all of KK's muses. <3 )

1.) Lupin (Harry Potter)
2.) Rufus (FFVII)
3.) Kimi (Fruits Basket)
4.) Gabriel (Angel Sanctuary)
5.) March Hare (Alice in Wonderland)
6.) Muraki (Yami no Matsuei)
7.) Touga (Utena)
8.) Momiji (Fruits Basket)
9.) Harry Potter
10.) Bagheera (Jungle Book)
11.) Cloud (FFVII)
12.) White Rabbit (Alice in Wonderland)


Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
... I have to admit, Muraki would be a better professor than Cloud. *Nodnods.*


Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Mmmm Rufus. xD


12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
White Rabbit sends Momiji on a mission? . . . o.o; Um. Momiji has to disguise himself as the White Rabbit and go in his place, to spare the Rabbit's life. >.>; It might spare the Rabbit's life, but Momiji would likely die. Gladly, too, for his new bunny friend. T.T


What is, or would be, 9's favorite book?
EPIPHANY \o/ for Dummies

n.n;


Would it make more sense for 2 to swear to 6, or the other way around?
Rufus... or Muraki. Hm. Rufus would make Muraki swear to him, but only under threat of TURKish assault or something.


For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
March Hare, seeking roommate. Bagheera, or Harry Potter? o.o; Uh, I think ol' Baggy would eat him. n.n; Potter it is, then.


2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Rufus, Touga, and the White Rabbit.

o.o Somewhere with lots of rose decorating, to appease Touga and the WR. I.. have no idea what they'd talk about, though. xD


3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Kimi versus Bagheera! Round one! Kimi bats her lashes and shows a little chest, and Bagheera wilts under her stunning woman powers. The end.


If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Ironically enough, Lupin could easily steal Miji's memories. Why he would want to, though...

Miji would beg Sirius into talking Lupin into returning them. If he remembered to do so, of course.


Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Touga and the White Rabbit.

Finding Time.


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Gabriel and Lupin? Lupin found out where the Veil led to, and went to rescue Sirius. Turns out, a certain perverted angel will assist him... for a price. ^_~


If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Touga? I'd smack him. And then, I would molest him. n.n And swoon a lot.... Really, I think I'd be just like Utena. xD KK would be Anthy at him, though.


If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Command Kimi to.. Teach me her wily ways. Not that I need it, really, but that's all I could come up with.


Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?
Cloud. Uhh. LJ flist, not so much. Yahoo flist, I know a couple of people. Bri-san! He's a Cloud.


If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
If Rufus had to choose sides between Gabriel, and the March Hare... Gabriel, he's the one with any amount of power whatsoever.


What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"Hey! Wait!! That's my man-cub!"


1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Muraki. Lupin would try, and the White Rabbit would be too busy looking hurried and harrassed to worry about it, but Muraki is just too evil and he would get it anyways. End.


What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Indecent exposure. Or public intoxication. (March Hare)


What is 6's secret?
(*SPOILER*)


If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Motorcycle versus broomstick. Cloud or Harry? Cloud's emo would slow him down, but Harry wouldn't be too much better off.

Is there a Snitch involved?


If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Touga would be the scary thing in the bad neighborhood. Not that he means to be, exactly, he just... would be. Miji, however, would try his best to protect you no matter what... and he's stronger than he seems, ne?


1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this ficstory?

*Inserts names and tries again.*

Lupin and Harry reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Gabriel's sinister secret organization. Cloud volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for Gabriel. Meanwhile, Gabriel has kidnapped the White Rabbit in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of the March Hare, they seek out Kimi, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this story?

Fuck if I know. Call it...

Harry Potter and the Final Sanctuary of Wonderland
Otherwise known as
Harry Potter and the Bad Drug Trip