Drunk txt WTF?

Urgghhh.

So, new job, right? New people. Awesome people.

Making friends with my coworkers. Hit it off pretty well with this one guy. I do not find him in the least attractive, and I'm honestly not that impressed by his social skills either, but we talk about useless things. Comic books, his military career... shooting the shit. We both just happen to be good at shooting the shit, and he's outgoing enough to chat with me.

He offered me a ride home, I cautiously (I don't trust people..) took it. Had him drop me off along my street, but not directly at my house. Got offered a ride to work Saturday morning, when I had to be there at 6:30 in the morning, and he was working that morning too. Swapped numbers with him, in case I changed my mind or whatever in the day between, or something changed.

He texted me to invite me out paintballing on the middling day when he knew I wasn't working, and I'd politely declined, saying I had family plans.

Got picked up Saturday (once again on my street rather than at my house, I'm extremely cautious about this because I don't exactly trust him) and everything was fine, cool, we talked a little both times he gave me a ride.

And then...

I get two text messages from him tonight, while I'm at work and he isn't. "Your Beauitful." and "Your Beauitful and Smart and nice. I like you." (Direct from my phone, there. Spelling mistakes, crazy capital letters, and all.)

Followed by a call that I didn't take (because I was AT WORK), and he didn't leave a message.

I am now convinced that he's a douchefag, was out drinking, and FUCKING DRUNK TEXTED ME.

He kept thinking I was mad at him for teasing me or whatever at work? I told him he'd know if I was mad. And boy, will he ever know that I'm mad at him.

Fucking douchefag.