Writer's Block: Tricky Questions

[wild_dreamer]

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"What is it?" or "What's wrong?"

Usually translatable as one of the following:

"What did I do (wrong)?"
"What did you do (wrong)?"
"What did someone else do (wrong) that I need to know about?"
(These are the most important three. Usually, in that order.)

"Oh my god don't tell me you're pregnant.."
"Oh my god don't tell me I'm pregnant.."
"I DIDN'T DO IT! D:"
"Please tell me you're not in jail, Matt."
"You can't be pregnant with my baby, Matt."
"Is this about those cookies? Because, uh..."
"I am a rock. Calm, stable. I am a rock. With, uh, ears."

The list could go on, but I'm tired and have had a long day for as short as it was, and I think I need to go get some sleep. <3


ETA: and then, there's this reaction.

Teehee.