Best to be the Changing Water

So you won't get the rest of tonight's twitters until midnight today, but...

I am home, finally. Six am, the sun coming up, and I have walked about 35 blocks or so in heels to get home because the buses are retarded and do not run quite this early, and because I am retarded and did not get a ride home with my coworker when she left the party around midnight or so.

I have just dicovered that I have an imprint of a plastic dubloon on my right tit.

Oh, piratey parties.

So I am home, safe, unmolested, and several times better at Guitar Hero than I was before the evening began. Learn to play something drunk; you'll be awesome at it when you sober up. <3

I am drinking a great big glass of water, and then I am going to bed with intentions of being up sometime before one so I can shower and eat something before I have to work tomorrow. With any luck, I won't be hung over. With my luck, I probably will be. Suck.

Maybe I'll have more coherence tomorrow... later today.. when I wake up, whatever.

<3 to everyone!