Why me?

[wild_dreamer]

Great. Big. Fucking. Sign.


I don't get it. I really, really don't get it.


"So, you know when you kissed me goodnight last week...? Well... that was kinda my first kiss with a girl."


My brain: "Ahahahahaha.. wait. You're serious?" AND "Ahahahaha, so what, you've only ever kissed guys before? 8D"

And then: "Waitasecond. So that means you're a... Oh fuck."


What came out my mouth: "Haha, really? ..You're so oddly sheltered. It's kind of cute. n.n;"


Now: "NOT. A. FUCKING. CHERRY. CHASER. No. Just.. wtf? Universe. You must hate me. Do I have a GREAT BIG FUCKING SIGN OVER MY HEAD?!?"

Universe: "Why yes. It says 'I Fuck Virgins' in big glowing neon flashy letters. Why do you ask? It's just next to the one that says 'I talk to crazy people'. Have fun with your life!"

*Headdesk.*

Plus side: He's cute, sweet, geeky, reasonably open-minded, and incredibly bright. Now the big question: What sort of crazy is he? =D

Tune in another time for the answer. As soon as I find out. e.e

But for now, it's bedtime. Cause I've gotta work tomorrow.

Comments

[teal-cuttlefish.livejournal.com]

Relax, I've had the same experience, twice. I'm still with them. Sometimes it's just lack of opportunity. I'm quite happy with my guys, that's for sure.

[teh-antisecks.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how hard I lawled

I just couldn't resist.

[teal-cuttlefish.livejournal.com]

more cat pictures

Re: I just couldn't resist.

[fmtenpo.livejournal.com]

welll... there is the virgin notification newsletter. And you've been in every issue under the "need help" section.